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So I'm trying to be nice to this woman
in the lost luggage office.
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I said, "Excuse me."
She goes, "Can I help you? "
1:29:13
I said, "Yes, ma'am,
you lost my luggage."
1:29:16
She looked me right in the eye
and said, "Has your plane landed yet? "
1:29:19
Swear.
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I said, "No, princess,
I'm having an out-of-body experience.
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I'm just checking on it.
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Here's your sign."
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I hate to stop you,
but I've got one for you...
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...and I know you have
so many of these things.
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This happened to me last week. We're
in the process of remodeling our house.
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We've been doing it for a while.
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We have the painters in there.
They're putting sheets over the furniture.
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And we have a regular,
up-against-the-wall piano.
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Last week, one of the painters says to me,
" Is that y'all's piano? "
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"No, that's our coffee table.
It just has buckteeth.
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-Here's your sign."
-He did not.
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I'll keep that one.
I'm gonna keep that one.
1:30:14
Let me try one of these Bill Engvall,
"Here's your sign" deals.
1:30:22
I'm sorry. I did not mean to start this.
1:30:26
No, you can use this.
1:30:29
Your next album will go aluminum.
1:30:43
My grandma is covered with moles.
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Oh, my!
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No. My grandma recently
just passed away.
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Hundred and four years old.
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That's right.
But they saved the baby.