1:30:01
"No, that's our coffee table.
It just has buckteeth.
1:30:07
-Here's your sign."
-He did not.
1:30:10
I'll keep that one.
I'm gonna keep that one.
1:30:14
Let me try one of these Bill Engvall,
"Here's your sign" deals.
1:30:22
I'm sorry. I did not mean to start this.
1:30:26
No, you can use this.
1:30:29
Your next album will go aluminum.
1:30:43
My grandma is covered with moles.
1:30:47
Oh, my!
1:30:51
No. My grandma recently
just passed away.
1:30:56
Hundred and four years old.
1:30:59
That's right.
But they saved the baby.
1:31:05
I don't think he's kidding.
1:31:09
My grandma just passed away,
1 04 years old.
1:31:13
So I go up there to the flower feller
to get her flowers...
1:31:18
...and a card up there
at the flower feller.
1:31:22
-Wait. No, wait.
-And I was walking in there--
1:31:24
You bought a card
for your dead grandmother?
1:31:31
They had them there.
1:31:35
I know I'm gonna regret this.
What did it say?
1:31:39
"Get well soon."
1:31:43
I knew it was coming. I knew it!
1:31:45
So anyway....
1:31:49
But anyway....
1:31:50
Hundred four years old. Passed away.
I go up there to the flower feller.
1:31:55
He said, "What is this for? "
I said, "My grandma passed away at 1 04."
1:31:59
He said, "Oh, 1 04!
How'd she die? "