1:31:05
I don't think he's kidding.
1:31:09
My grandma just passed away,
1 04 years old.
1:31:13
So I go up there to the flower feller
to get her flowers...
1:31:18
...and a card up there
at the flower feller.
1:31:22
-Wait. No, wait.
-And I was walking in there--
1:31:24
You bought a card
for your dead grandmother?
1:31:31
They had them there.
1:31:35
I know I'm gonna regret this.
What did it say?
1:31:39
"Get well soon."
1:31:43
I knew it was coming. I knew it!
1:31:45
So anyway....
1:31:49
But anyway....
1:31:50
Hundred four years old. Passed away.
I go up there to the flower feller.
1:31:55
He said, "What is this for? "
I said, "My grandma passed away at 1 04."
1:31:59
He said, "Oh, 1 04!
How'd she die? "
1:32:03
How'd she die? She's 1 04!
1:32:05
"She wrecked her Harley
up here at Bike Week.
1:32:10
Here's your sign."
1:32:13
I love it!
1:32:19
It was better than I thought
it was gonna be.
1:32:23
Bill?
1:32:25
Bill? I got one.
1:32:29
My son...
1:32:30
...Tater Tot...
1:32:37
...is covered with moles.
1:32:43
My son, when he was 6 years old, was
gonna fly by himself from Dallas to Austin...
1:32:47
...to be with his grandmother.
1:32:49
I'm putting him on the plane,
his grandmother's taking him off.
1:32:52
The lady I was buying
the ticket from says:
1:32:54
"ls there gonna be somebody in Austin
to pick him up when he gets off the plane? "