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How'd she die? She's 1 04!
1:32:05
"She wrecked her Harley
up here at Bike Week.
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Here's your sign."
1:32:13
I love it!
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It was better than I thought
it was gonna be.
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Bill?
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Bill? I got one.
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My son...
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...Tater Tot...
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...is covered with moles.
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My son, when he was 6 years old, was
gonna fly by himself from Dallas to Austin...
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...to be with his grandmother.
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I'm putting him on the plane,
his grandmother's taking him off.
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The lady I was buying
the ticket from says:
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"ls there gonna be somebody in Austin
to pick him up when he gets off the plane? "
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I said, "No, I'll pin a $20 bill to his collar
and wish him the best of luck.
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Here's your sign."
1:33:13
Those were three good ones.
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-Bill, what do you say you try one?
-Yeah, let me give it a shot.
1:33:25
A couple weeks ago,
my car broke down.
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I was on the side of the road, the hood up,
smoke pouring out of the motor.
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This guy stops to see if I'm all right,
but he asks the stupid question.
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He goes, "Did your car break down? "
1:33:38
"Nope. Car wanted a cigarette,
so I pulled over.
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Here's your sign."
1:33:45
I was in the store buying some pants.
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I put the pants up on the counter...
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...and the girl behind the counter goes,
"You gonna buy those? "
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"Nope, gonna steal them. Just wanted you
to see them before I left the store."
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Tell them about the one that you
done did over at what-you-call-her.