Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie
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"When you gonna wear these for me? "
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She goes, "l can't.
They're your daughter's."

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No, no, no!
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There was nothing to them!
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When the how-to-wash tag
is the biggest piece of cloth on there....

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She's just growing up, and she's smarter
than me. And she's starting to realize that.

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She came home and goes,
"Can you help me with my math? "

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And I said, "Yeah, baby,
let me take a look at it."

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"When did they start putting
letters with it? "

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She's got a lot of friends. She's friends
with the popular kids, the unpopular kids...

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...and she's in the middle,
which is where you want them...

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...until they bring home one of their friends
you don't see eye to eye with.

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She's got a little friend who's
into this goth stuff. Oh, my God.

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Have you seen these little freaks?
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What happened?
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The black nail polish, black lipstick, black
eyeliner, black hair, Liquid-Paper-white face.

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I'm sorry. Didn't we used
to call that Halloween?

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They walked in the front door, and l
looked at that little girl and just went:

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I'm trying to be nice, and my daughter
said, "Daddy, this is my friend Lucy."

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And I said, "Hey, Luci...fer."
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She looked at me like,
"l will set you ablaze right now."

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Nobody tells you about that
when you have kids.

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Nobody tells you about the stuff
you never hear about.

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Nobody told me kids would get out
of their bed and come into your room.

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My son developed this really bad habit.
He would come to my side of the bed...

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...and he'd get that close to my face.
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And just stare at me.
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You ever get that feeling when you know
you're being watched? He'd be like:


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