1:40:04
-That's how we moved.
-...you might be a redneck.
1:40:08
If you've ever used a bar stool
for a walker...
1:40:17
...you might be a redneck.
1:40:20
If you think Silence of the Lambs
is what happens...
1:40:23
...when Larry walks out to the barn....
1:40:31
"That's funny. I don't care who you are,
that's funny. Get her done!"
1:40:36
If there is an electronic singing fish...
1:40:39
...in more than three rooms
of your home...
1:40:46
...you might be a redneck.
1:40:49
If you missed fifth-grade graduation
because you had jury duty...
1:40:57
...you might be a redneck.
1:40:59
If you think fast food is hitting a deer
at 65 miles an hour...
1:41:05
...you might be a redneck.
1:41:08
If somebody tells you
you have something in your teeth...
1:41:11
...and you take them out
to see what it is...
1:41:16
...you might be a redneck.
1:41:18
If you have a complete set
of salad bowls...
1:41:21
...and they all say "Cool Whip"
on the side...
1:41:27
...you might be a redneck.
1:41:30
If you wear a dress that is strapless
with a bra that isn't...
1:41:36
...you might be--
1:41:42
Think about that
and try to sleep tonight, all right?
1:41:45
If you ever stared at a can of orange juice
because it said "concentrate"...
1:41:52
...you might be a redneck.
1:41:55
If you've ever had your nipple
bitten off by a beaver...