1:39:00
Oh, my God.
1:39:04
"Forgot my beer."
1:39:12
As long as you're telling ones
on your relatives, I'm telling one on you.
1:39:18
This is one he did, and it's
about 1 2 years ago, in lowa.
1:39:23
I want you to think back.
A couple of DJs told me about this.
1:39:27
If you have ever ridden
an electric floor buffer...
1:39:33
-...you--
-All right, wait!
1:39:36
Tequila was involved, get off me.
1:39:41
I wonder how many times
his wife has said that.
1:39:54
One more on you.
1:39:55
If you ever empty the bed
of your pickup truck...
1:39:58
...by driving backwards really fast
and slamming on the brakes...
1:40:04
-That's how we moved.
-...you might be a redneck.
1:40:08
If you've ever used a bar stool
for a walker...
1:40:17
...you might be a redneck.
1:40:20
If you think Silence of the Lambs
is what happens...
1:40:23
...when Larry walks out to the barn....
1:40:31
"That's funny. I don't care who you are,
that's funny. Get her done!"
1:40:36
If there is an electronic singing fish...
1:40:39
...in more than three rooms
of your home...
1:40:46
...you might be a redneck.
1:40:49
If you missed fifth-grade graduation
because you had jury duty...
1:40:57
...you might be a redneck.
1:40:59
If you think fast food is hitting a deer
at 65 miles an hour...