:02:01
We did it. I'm trying to keep
my balance, and she fell off.
:02:05
Then the manager of the Wal-Mart
come out and unplugged him.
:02:09
I didn't want to make love on a horse.
I wanted to do it on a rocket ship they had.
:02:14
Oh, man. Shut up.
:02:18
Who do you think has been
with the ugliest woman here?
:02:21
-Have you ever been with an ugly woman?
-The ugliest woman I've been with...
:02:25
...I was with last week.
:02:27
And I'm starting to miss her.
:02:32
You remember that movie 9 1/2 Weeks?
:02:35
When that fella had that woman
blindfolded and fed her fruit?
:02:38
I had this idea to try that at my house.
:02:40
Apparently, bologna and string cheese
is not a big turn-on for a woman.
:02:45
Choose your condiment correctly.
:02:49
One of those shows I was watching
said the big thing now...
:02:52
...is to talk to your partner
while you're making love.
:02:55
I heard that. Yeah.
:02:57
Which, where I come from, means,
"Ain't no cars coming. Relax."
:03:05
Hey, there's David.
:03:07
-David!
-Does he see us out here?
:03:09
We're in the middle of a lake, in a boat.
If he can't, I ain't riding with him.
:03:13
-Come on, guys.
-Better get your stuff in.
:03:16
Man, are you serious?
:03:18
Come on! Got a show to do!
:03:49
Have you ever had makeup on?
:03:51
One time, but I was young
and needed the money.
:03:56
-Hey, guys.
-David!
:03:58
I didn't want to interrupt you.
Listen, I took the liberty...