Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie
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:03:05
Hey, there's David.
:03:07
-David!
-Does he see us out here?

:03:09
We're in the middle of a lake, in a boat.
If he can't, I ain't riding with him.

:03:13
-Come on, guys.
-Better get your stuff in.

:03:16
Man, are you serious?
:03:18
Come on! Got a show to do!
:03:49
Have you ever had makeup on?
:03:51
One time, but I was young
and needed the money.

:03:56
-Hey, guys.
-David!

:03:58
I didn't want to interrupt you.
Listen, I took the liberty...

:04:01
...of doing a little shopping for you guys.
Now, as we discussed before...

:04:06
...I just think you should give some color,
bring it to the stage, pizzazz.

:04:10
David, this is the most dressed up
Larry has been all year long.

:04:13
That's great. Listen, guys, pick a suit.
:04:16
They're all labeled. Try them on.
:04:18
Knock it out the box, and I'll be back
in a minute. Okay, fellas?

:04:21
Do we put them on now?
:04:25
No way!
:04:27
Special sale? He bought stuff
that was on sale?

:04:31
We're trying to get people's
favorite Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

:04:34
You know you're a redneck if you go
to a family reunion looking for a wife.

:04:39
-You might be a redneck--
-lf your tires cost more than your truck.

:04:43
You might be a redneck--
:04:44
If you find yourself climbing
a water tower--

:04:46
To erase your sister's name.
:04:48
If your wife has said, " Move this
transmission, so I can take a bath!"

:04:52
I'm not just dead sure
I've got underwear on.

:04:56
There ain't no way I'm squeezing
into these.


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