:04:01
...of doing a little shopping for you guys.
Now, as we discussed before...
:04:06
...I just think you should give some color,
bring it to the stage, pizzazz.
:04:10
David, this is the most dressed up
Larry has been all year long.
:04:13
That's great. Listen, guys, pick a suit.
:04:16
They're all labeled. Try them on.
:04:18
Knock it out the box, and I'll be back
in a minute. Okay, fellas?
:04:21
Do we put them on now?
:04:25
No way!
:04:27
Special sale? He bought stuff
that was on sale?
:04:31
We're trying to get people's
favorite Jeff Foxworthy jokes.
:04:34
You know you're a redneck if you go
to a family reunion looking for a wife.
:04:39
-You might be a redneck--
-lf your tires cost more than your truck.
:04:43
You might be a redneck--
:04:44
If you find yourself climbing
a water tower--
:04:46
To erase your sister's name.
:04:48
If your wife has said, " Move this
transmission, so I can take a bath!"
:04:52
I'm not just dead sure
I've got underwear on.
:04:56
There ain't no way I'm squeezing
into these.
:05:01
First of all, Tammy Faye Bakker...
:05:03
...I want to say--
I'm kidding you! Come on!
:05:06
You know you're a redneck if:
:05:08
-Your mother can tell a state trooper to...
-Kiss her ass--
:05:11
...kiss her ass without taking
the Marlboro out of her mouth.
:05:14
You might be a redneck if you--
:05:16
Got a motor swinging from a tree.
:05:18
An engine swinging from a tree.
:05:19
Look at this belt, fellas.
:05:23
I didn't even know they made
a 28-button suit.
:05:29
You know you're a redneck if:
:05:31
You might be a redneck if--
:05:32
You know you're a redneck--
:05:34
-Mow your lawn--
-Mow your front yard--
:05:36
If you mow your grass, and you find a car.
:05:39
You might be a redneck if they
say at a dance " Do the hoedown"...
:05:42
...and you throw your girlfriend
on the floor.
:05:45
What's up, G?
:05:47
A lot of white people in here this evening.
:05:50
Where's my whores? Where's my whores?
:05:52
You look like my relatives!
You can't go on-stage dressed like that!