1:17:00
She's got moles all over her face,
bunch of moles.
1:17:04
And we used to call her "Old Moley."
1:17:08
But she went down to church and got saved.
Now we call her " Holy Moley."
1:17:16
It ain't funny, to be honest with you.
1:17:20
But she was feeling bad about her moles,
so we figured we'd lift her spirits.
1:17:25
Took her up to the flea market
to get her something nice.
1:17:30
She's already feeling bad
about her moles...
1:17:33
...and then the night before,
she got this horse and it busted its leg...
1:17:38
...and I had to shoot it.
1:17:39
And now it's got a broken leg
and a gunshot wound.
1:17:47
I don't know what you're supposed
to shoot it for.
1:17:53
I guess it helps in the healing process
or something. I ain't sure.
1:17:57
If it ain't better by next week,
I'm gonna shoot it again.
1:18:02
But we's at the flea market--
1:18:05
My grandma couldn't make it up there.
She got arrested at the bass pro shop.
1:18:10
She was eating a corn dog
and got the farts in there.
1:18:13
They accused her of stealing a duck call
and some stink bait at the bass pro shop.
1:18:27
It's ridiculous.
1:18:29
She didn't even have any pockets
on that nightgown she was wearing in there.
1:18:36
So we's up at the flea market...
1:18:39
...and my sister is feeling bad
about her moles.
1:18:42
She's complaining all day long
about her moles.
1:18:45
"My moles this. My moles that."
1:18:48
So we walk past this feller
up there at flea market.
1:18:52
Got no legs.
1:18:54
All right? Selling boots.