:14:01
I'm from Texas. In Texas, we have
the death penalty, and we use it!
:14:11
That's right. If you come to Texas
and kill somebody, we will kill you back.
:14:18
That's our policy.
:14:20
They're trying to pass a bill right now that
will speed up the process of execution...
:14:25
...in heinous crimes where there's more
than three credible eyewitnesses.
:14:29
If more than three people saw you, you
don't sit on death row for 1 5 years, Jack.
:14:34
You go straight to the front of the line.
:14:36
Other states are trying to abolish
the death penalty.
:14:40
My state's putting in an express lane.
:14:47
Thanks for playing along.
I hope you enjoyed it. Good night.
:15:03
Fellas, look at this!
:15:06
Let's go in!
:15:07
-No, no, no!
-It's Victoria's Secret!
:15:09
-Come back here.
-Come on!
:15:11
-I wanna get my mom something.
-The last time you were in there--
:15:15
Hi, welcome to Victoria's Secret.
:15:17
Let's just get in, get him out of here.
:15:19
I want to get my mom something
for her birthday.
:15:22
-Something like this, perhaps?
-Look at these!
:15:24
-See, they're stretchy, you know.
-These are small. You got anything larger?
:15:28
Yes, I'm sure we have something.
:15:30
These are cool. Look at these.
See, this is what I'm talking about.
:15:34
-See how big it is?
-You can't do that.
:15:36
This will cover the moles and the hair
coming out the top and the whole deal.
:15:41
-She's got all sorts of problems.
-Ron.
:15:44
It ain't for me.
:15:45
These are cool. You got any
with other sayings on them?
:15:48
Other sayings? Yes, we have
"just married" or "sexy" or "foxy."
:15:52
-You can have them embroidered.
-I'd put "get her done" there.
:15:55
-Yes.
-I could put some "get her done" drawers.
:15:58
-We gotta go.
-Come on!
:15:59
I got a good-looking girl here.
We're looking at leopard bikinis.