1:36:02
...you might be a redneck.
1:36:05
If you take your dog for a walk
and you both use the tree at the corner...
1:36:12
...you might be a redneck.
1:36:16
If you think a 401 (k) is your
mother-in-law's bra size...
1:36:22
...you might be a redneck.
1:36:25
If your dad's cell number
has nothing to do with a telephone...
1:36:32
...you might be a redneck.
1:36:35
If you keep a fly swatter
on the front seat of the car...
1:36:38
...so you can reach your kids
in the back seat of the car....
1:36:45
They're like, "Can you do that?
Is that okay? " No. Don't do that.
1:36:49
If your working television sits on top
of your non-working television...
1:36:56
...you might be a redneck.
1:36:59
If you've ever been accused
of lying through your tooth...
1:37:05
...you might be a redneck.
1:37:09
If you work without a shirt on
and so does your husband...
1:37:17
-...you might be a redneck.
-I like that.
1:37:20
If an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger
changed your life...
1:37:28
...you might be a redneck.
1:37:31
If you've ever worn a tube top
to a funeral home...
1:37:36
-...you might be a redneck.
-Oh, my God!
1:37:40
I can't even believe
you just said that one.
1:37:44
-Why? Did you see that?
-No.
1:37:46
No. I got one better.
1:37:49
If you've ever opened a beer
during a eulogy...
1:37:53
...you might be a redneck.