1:35:01
The highway patrolman pulls up and looks
at the guy's rig and at the trucker.
1:35:06
I'm thinking, "Dear God, he can't say it."
1:35:08
'Cause I'll start laughing.
1:35:11
Sure enough, he goes,
"You get your truck stuck? "
1:35:15
God bless this trucker,
without missing a beat, he goes:
1:35:17
"Nope. I was delivering that overpass
and I ran out of gas.
1:35:22
Here's your sign."
1:35:28
Thank you.
1:35:31
Well, folks, I can speak
for the rest of these guys.
1:35:33
This has been one of the most
awesome nights of my life.
1:35:36
And I know it's been good for y'all,
but I know...
1:35:40
...you won't leave this room until you hear
some "You might be a redneck!"
1:35:55
If you think 'N Sync
is where your dirty dishes are...
1:36:02
...you might be a redneck.
1:36:05
If you take your dog for a walk
and you both use the tree at the corner...
1:36:12
...you might be a redneck.
1:36:16
If you think a 401 (k) is your
mother-in-law's bra size...
1:36:22
...you might be a redneck.
1:36:25
If your dad's cell number
has nothing to do with a telephone...
1:36:32
...you might be a redneck.
1:36:35
If you keep a fly swatter
on the front seat of the car...
1:36:38
...so you can reach your kids
in the back seat of the car....
1:36:45
They're like, "Can you do that?
Is that okay? " No. Don't do that.
1:36:49
If your working television sits on top
of your non-working television...
1:36:56
...you might be a redneck.
1:36:59
If you've ever been accused
of lying through your tooth...