1:34:04
"Yeah, Bill, tell us about the one
you done did over at that deal there."
1:34:10
He just ended a sentence
in nine prepositions.
1:34:16
He's an overachiever.
1:34:19
I don't know about all that,
but tell it.
1:34:23
I know the one you're talking about.
All right.
1:34:26
I came out of the mall one day.
1:34:27
The guy parked next to me is standing there
with a coat hanger in his window.
1:34:32
And I could not stop myself.
1:34:35
I said, "You lock your keys in your car? "
1:34:40
He said, " Nope. Just washed it,
gonna hang it up to dry.
1:34:45
Here's your sign."
1:34:50
But the best one....
1:34:51
The best one I've seen yet
happened in Los Angeles, California.
1:34:54
I got stuck behind a big rig that wedged
his trailer up underneath an overpass.
1:34:58
Me and the trucker are waiting
on the tow truck driver.
1:35:01
The highway patrolman pulls up and looks
at the guy's rig and at the trucker.
1:35:06
I'm thinking, "Dear God, he can't say it."
1:35:08
'Cause I'll start laughing.
1:35:11
Sure enough, he goes,
"You get your truck stuck? "
1:35:15
God bless this trucker,
without missing a beat, he goes:
1:35:17
"Nope. I was delivering that overpass
and I ran out of gas.
1:35:22
Here's your sign."
1:35:28
Thank you.
1:35:31
Well, folks, I can speak
for the rest of these guys.
1:35:33
This has been one of the most
awesome nights of my life.
1:35:36
And I know it's been good for y'all,
but I know...
1:35:40
...you won't leave this room until you hear
some "You might be a redneck!"
1:35:55
If you think 'N Sync
is where your dirty dishes are...