:23:00
Doggone right. I'd be getting fat
just on undershorts.
:23:04
Need some SnackWell panties.
That's what they need, right there.
:23:07
Get her done. That's right.
:23:09
"Honey, I'm on a diet. Put on some
Fruit Roll-Ups, would you? "
:23:16
That's right.
:23:18
Went in for a checkup the other day.
Doctor stick his finger up my hind end.
:23:22
Didn't even tell me, just does it.
:23:24
I'm standing there. I'm like, "You gonna
watch the ball game? What in the world? "
:23:31
Then he said he found something.
:23:33
"Found something? I didn't even know
you was looking for nothing up there."
:23:37
I'm all bent out of shape.
"What in the world's in my hind end?
:23:41
Hope it's the remote control.
I ain't seen it in three weeks.
:23:45
Dadgum, no wonder every time I fart
the volume goes up on that TV set."
:23:51
Found something in my hind end!
:23:54
That's the worst dentist I've been to
in about five years. I'll tell you straight up.
:24:00
Tell you straight up.
:24:03
A lot of people don't know it, but I used
to be a real psychic at fairs and stuff.
:24:07
You know what I can do?
I was at the fair.
:24:09
I used to be able to grab on
to girls' boobs, seriously...
:24:14
...and tell how old they was
by doing that.
:24:17
I used to be at the fair.
I had a little stool right there set up...
:24:20
...had some key chains on it.
:24:22
I'd tell them, "l can tell how old you are
by rubbing on your boobies."
:24:26
So I'd be like, "Hold on."
:24:40
I'm like, "You're 33 years old."
:24:43
She's like, "You ain't even close."
I'm like, "Here's a key chain."
:24:48
Get her done. That's right.
:24:52
That's right.
:24:55
I seen a girl walking around the other day
with earrings all over the place.
:24:59
I was with a girl one time that
had nine earrings in this ear...