:12:05
So I just got back from 1 0 days
in Los Angeles.
:12:07
If you ever have a chance to do that,
pass on that.
:12:12
I learn things when I go to L.A.
I learned this:
:12:15
They have bikinis now
made out of seashells.
:12:17
I didn't know that.
I also didn't know this:
:12:20
If you're on a beach and you see a girl
dressed in a bikini made of seashells...
:12:24
...and you pick her up
and hold her to your ear...
:12:31
...you can hear her scream.
:12:36
I thought I'd hear the ocean,
but not over that woman.
:12:41
We got in last night. Some guys asked
if I wanted to go to a topless bar...
:12:45
...and I didn't want to go.
:12:49
I ended up going because, you guys back
me up, you've seen one woman naked...
:12:54
...you wanna see the rest of them naked.
:12:58
It could be an old biker chick.
You know they'll hang down to here.
:13:01
"You want to see me naked? "
:13:03
Yeah, I do.
:13:09
All right, that's enough.
Roll them back up.
:13:19
Things that make you go:
:13:24
It was a wild night.
:13:25
I got back to the Phoenician Hotel.
They're so snooty.
:13:28
I got back to the hotel
at 7:30 this morning...
:13:31
...and I went up to the desk to leave
a wake-up call for 7:00.
:13:36
And the lady goes,
"Mr. White, it's past 7."
:13:42
"No, the next one.
:13:45
You got another one coming around,
don't you?
:13:48
Why don't you put me on that one?
:13:51
Hear they're running two a day
through Arizona."