1:43:01
I could Halloween in these things.
Look at that.
1:43:04
-I feel like a hundred pesos.
-Look at this!
1:43:07
No? No.
1:43:09
Kiss your neck.
1:43:26
Come on, guys. It's show time!
1:43:30
And now, I'd like to do a little something
from my honeymoon.
1:43:36
I'm doing a book signing in Alabama.
1:43:38
This guy comes up and said,
"Will you personalize it? "
1:43:41
I said, "I'll write whatever you want."
1:43:43
He said, "l want you to write:
1:43:45
'To Josh, please quit flicking your boogers
in your daddy's truck.'"
1:43:52
I'm trying to make conversation with the guy
and I said, "How old is your son? "
1:43:56
Thinking he's gonna say four or five.
And he goes, "22."
1:44:10
-2786. All right, big fella.
-Hold on, they're still flying.
1:44:18
This is stupid.
What do they do with these?
1:44:20
Take them to Hooters.
1:44:23
-I could sell used cars in Texas.
-You could.
1:44:31
Earlier today, we were in Victoria's Secret.
This is from Rhonda's Secret.
1:44:35
I found something that will remind you
of your prom night.
1:44:42
I'll have the Texas cheese steak.
The hash browns, I want with...
1:44:46
...cheese, onions, chilies,
jalapenos and hot sauce.
1:44:50
-What is wrong with you?
-What?
1:44:52
Does your cardiologist know
that you eat this way?
1:44:55
Believe me, Fox,
I didn't get to where I am today...
1:44:58
...worrying about what I was
gonna feel like tomorrow.