1:42:00
...you might be a redneck.
God bless you.
1:42:01
Thank you so much.
1:42:13
God bless you. You guys are awesome.
Thank you.
1:42:22
Those scratchers good?
Can I borrow it for one second?
1:42:26
-Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God!
1:42:29
Oh, that does good!
1:42:31
Wash that off real good
when you get home.
1:42:35
-Got something for Larry's Christmas.
-Let's see what it does.
1:42:39
Fart detected! Fart detected!
1:42:51
Who's the actor here?
1:42:53
There are no actors here. Believe me,
this is an actor-free environment.
1:43:01
I could Halloween in these things.
Look at that.
1:43:04
-I feel like a hundred pesos.
-Look at this!
1:43:07
No? No.
1:43:09
Kiss your neck.
1:43:26
Come on, guys. It's show time!
1:43:30
And now, I'd like to do a little something
from my honeymoon.
1:43:36
I'm doing a book signing in Alabama.
1:43:38
This guy comes up and said,
"Will you personalize it? "
1:43:41
I said, "I'll write whatever you want."
1:43:43
He said, "l want you to write:
1:43:45
'To Josh, please quit flicking your boogers
in your daddy's truck.'"
1:43:52
I'm trying to make conversation with the guy
and I said, "How old is your son? "
1:43:56
Thinking he's gonna say four or five.
And he goes, "22."