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You forget about the cereal aisle.
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You're in the store trying to keep them
from putting stuff in the cart.
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You turn the corner, and there it is.
And they're like:
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"You gotta buy
the Fruity Frosted Pebbles.
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Please. Please. Please buy
the Fruity Frosted Pebbles. Please."
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"We bought it before. You didn't even eat it.
It went stale. We had to throw it away."
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"We'll eat it today.
We'll eat it in the car on the way home.
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I promise. I swear. I promise."
"l said I'm not buying it. Put it back."
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"You gotta buy it! You gotta buy it!
You gotta buy it!"
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And that is the point...
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...when I very calmly walk up
to the child, and I say:
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"Where are your parents? "
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Everything has changed.
Even their toys have changed.
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I noticed every toy my kids get has tags in it
showing you somebody has inspected it...
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...to make sure there's no way a child
could hurt themselves playing with that toy.
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I remember being 9 years old.
My parents bought me a wood burning kit.
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What could possibly go wrong
with a toy like that?
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A sharp, metal stick that heated up
to 5000 degrees.
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Our dogs and cats didn't have tags
around their neck...
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...but everybody in the neighborhood
knew who they belonged to.
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"The Circle F brand.
That's a Foxworthy cat right there."
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You remember the wood burning kits?
Remember those?
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The cord on it was about that long.