1:05:00
My dad slammed on the brakes, you went
bouncing around the car like a pinball game.
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I remember as a child, my mom would leave
me, my brother and my sister in the car...
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...while she ran into the grocery store.
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If you did that to a poodle now,
they would fry you on the 6:00 news.
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Now that I'm grown
and have kids of my own...
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...I understand why my mother didn't want
to take three young'uns in the store.
1:05:29
I would rather take a beating with a brick
stick than take kids in the grocery store.
1:05:35
Soon as those doors slide open...
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...those kids start begging
like homeless people at Christmastime.
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The worst aisle to take kids
down in the grocery store is...
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...the cereal aisle.
I hate the cereal aisle.
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You know why? Because kids buy cereal
the same way grown men buy lingerie.
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They will buy stuff they care nothing about
just to get the prize that's inside.
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You forget about the cereal aisle.
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You're in the store trying to keep them
from putting stuff in the cart.
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You turn the corner, and there it is.
And they're like:
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"You gotta buy
the Fruity Frosted Pebbles.
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Please. Please. Please buy
the Fruity Frosted Pebbles. Please."
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"We bought it before. You didn't even eat it.
It went stale. We had to throw it away."
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"We'll eat it today.
We'll eat it in the car on the way home.
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I promise. I swear. I promise."
"l said I'm not buying it. Put it back."
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"You gotta buy it! You gotta buy it!
You gotta buy it!"
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And that is the point...
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...when I very calmly walk up
to the child, and I say: