:17:13
Oh, my God!
:17:19
You know, if we'd grown up together...
:17:21
...he would've been the guy we put
in the trunk and pushed down the stairs.
:17:27
Sorry about that.
:17:30
Oh, my God!
:17:40
-Maybe I'll get some.
-lt lasts for 1 8 hours.
:17:45
I apologize. I'll be back.
:17:48
-Are you downwind or what?
-Yeah, I'll be back. I'm sorry.
:17:51
This is a long-lasting product--
:17:54
He's still trying to sell the product
the whole time I'm farting on him.
:18:00
Phoenix, Arizona, I give you the one...
:18:02
...the only, Larry the Cable Guy.
:18:09
Get her done!
:18:13
Boy, good to see you.
Good to see you.
:18:16
I had a horrible nightmare last night.
:18:20
I dreamt I drunk
the world's largest margarita...
:18:23
...and woke up this morning,
there was salt on the toilet lid.
:18:31
Thank God I didn't eat the worm
in there. I'll tell you that much.
:18:35
Boy, that wouldn't have been good,
right there.
:18:39
It was a crazy week.
:18:40
I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers
the other day. You ever call one of them?
:18:46
Yeah!
:18:47
That's it? Two people? That's it?
:18:50
And those voices sounded familiar,
to be honest with you.
:18:54
Don't call. It's a rip-off.
:18:56
I got a girl that stuttered,
and it cost me $1 700 on that deal.