:28:00
Go ahead and show.
Come on, baby, I got three dollars.
:28:04
Shoot, I'll give you a $1 0 bill right there.
Look at that.
:28:07
Get four, 35 and a half.
What do you bid now? Five.
:28:10
What do you bid now? Five and a half.
What do you bid now? Five.
:28:13
All right. By God,
you done made almost $60.
:28:20
You got any more rooms with women
dipped in chocolate sauce like that one?
:28:24
Do you have an opening
as a towel boy here?
:28:27
What's she doing?
:28:29
I believe you're doing it wrong. Hold on,
you go like this. You kind of hit on them.
:28:33
That's nice. Do you like that? See.
:28:35
-I love that.
-Now, that's how you give a massage.
:28:39
Make sure you hit her hind end a couple
of times, like Wipeout or something.
:28:49
Okay.
:28:50
Okay, this feels really funky.
:28:54
Hey, what kind of joint
you running in here?
:28:56
There's nothing like a single-malt Scotch
at 1 0 in the morning with a little mud rub.
:29:00
That's what keeps me going.
:29:02
Hey-- Oh, God!
:29:04
Hey, Ron!
:29:06
Hey, Ron, I bet you look like
the monster from the Black Lagoon!
:29:09
Shut up! I'm doing pretty good in here.
:29:13
So I say we get naked and throw ice
at each other. What do you think?
:29:17
-Hey, Larry?
-Over here!
:29:20
Just remember, when you gotta go
to the bathroom, get out of the tub!
:29:25
Too late!
:29:29
-I'm starting to feel a lot better.
-Oh, my God.
:29:34
I feel like a new man.
:29:38
Ladies and gentleman, please welcome
a native of Winslow, Arizona...
:29:42
...a very funny man, Mr. Bill Engvall!
:29:46
What' s up?
:29:53
It is great to be here tonight.
:29:59
In fact, it' s just great to be
out of the house.