:27:01
"Well, we pulled some strings,
and we got some good seats in there."
:27:06
Get her done!
Y'all, thank you very much!
:27:09
Thank you all for a great show!
Thank you!
:27:20
-ls this where it is?
-"Mist Spay."
:27:23
-"Spa."
-Whatever.
:27:26
I hope they can get rid of backache.
:27:28
-Now, behave.
-Hello.
:27:29
Hi there, we're with
the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
:27:32
Yes, we've been expecting you. Thanks
for coming. Have you been to a spa before?
:27:38
-No.
-No.
:27:40
Is this a non-smoking spa?
:27:42
Yes. Well, why don't we do a tour?
:27:47
Now, behave.
:27:50
So this is kind of like
a really expensive wet T-shirt contest.
:27:54
You got a dollar?
:27:55
-How does it feel? What does it do for you?
-Put a dollar in the towel.
:28:00
Go ahead and show.
Come on, baby, I got three dollars.
:28:04
Shoot, I'll give you a $1 0 bill right there.
Look at that.
:28:07
Get four, 35 and a half.
What do you bid now? Five.
:28:10
What do you bid now? Five and a half.
What do you bid now? Five.
:28:13
All right. By God,
you done made almost $60.
:28:20
You got any more rooms with women
dipped in chocolate sauce like that one?
:28:24
Do you have an opening
as a towel boy here?
:28:27
What's she doing?
:28:29
I believe you're doing it wrong. Hold on,
you go like this. You kind of hit on them.
:28:33
That's nice. Do you like that? See.
:28:35
-I love that.
-Now, that's how you give a massage.
:28:39
Make sure you hit her hind end a couple
of times, like Wipeout or something.
:28:49
Okay.
:28:50
Okay, this feels really funky.
:28:54
Hey, what kind of joint
you running in here?
:28:56
There's nothing like a single-malt Scotch
at 1 0 in the morning with a little mud rub.