Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie
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1:15:04
I want you to do me a favor.
Keep this going.

1:15:06
Bring my buddy Bill Engvall
out here one more time. Billy!

1:15:12
Ladies and gentlemen,
Jeff Foxworthy, right there!

1:15:19
Keep it going. Bring back Ron White
and Larry the Cable Guy!

1:15:29
Ain't they great?
1:15:31
They are. You guys
have been simply awesome.

1:15:34
Bless your hearts.
1:15:36
Bless your hearts.
1:15:40
I gotta tell you...
1:15:43
...this show has been the most fun thing
I have ever done in show business.

1:15:48
The first night we started doing this,
we had no idea of how to close it.

1:15:53
When you're a comedian, the greatest
thrill in the world is making people laugh.

1:15:58
Your adrenaline goes so much...
1:16:00
...that there's no way
you can go to sleep at night.

1:16:03
We've all been friends
for about 1 5 years.

1:16:05
So we have spent so many nights
at the Waffle House...

1:16:08
...at 2:00 in the morning,
sitting around and telling stories.

1:16:12
So we decided that's the way
we would close this thing every night...

1:16:16
...is to come out and tell stories that
made each of us laugh through the years.

1:16:20
Everybody's got great stories, but...
1:16:23
...ying-yang, here....
1:16:26
You gotta tell the story about when
you took your sister to the flea market...

1:16:31
...because she was all bummed out.
Remember that?

1:16:34
I hope she's hot!
1:16:40
Yeah, she'd make Ray Charles flinch.
1:16:51
-My sister--
-You sick bastard!

1:16:54
My sister is covered with moles.

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