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So I went shopping around today.
Went to the mall.
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You ever seen this PETsMART?
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The critter store? You been in there?
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You know what they got in there?
A dog water-purifying machine.
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You believe that? $75.
Dog water-purifying machine.
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I'm like, "What's that thing do? " She says,
"lt purifies your dog's drinking water."
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"He just ate a turd 1 0 minutes ago.
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You got any turd-purifying machines
in here, for Pete's sake? "
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What in the world? That's like wiping
before you poop. It don't make sense.
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Doesn't make any sense at all.
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Pete's sake.
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Then I went in there--
I went in there to Victoria's Secret.
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You ever been in there?
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Get her done. That's right. That's like
a grown-feller Chuck E. Cheese in there.
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I like that joint. I was there the other day.
I was sniffing around a couple hours...
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...Iooking for some gift ideas.
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You know what they got in there?
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Underbritches with holes in the crotch.
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You believe that?
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Twenty-four dollars women paying
for undershorts with holes in the crotch.
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I'm like, " Dadgum, I got a whole drawer
full of them at the house, for Pete's sake."
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I bet I'm sitting on two, $300
worth of them underdrawers.
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A girl put a pair of them on
for my birthday one time.
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I come home, she's like,
"You want some of this? "
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I'm like, "No, look what it did
to your undershorts."
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Good Lord! What in the world?
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Looked like a good place for one of them
Plug lns or something, for Pete's sake.
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Vanilla Plug lns or something.
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They got all kinds of stuff out there.
They got this deal now...
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...britches you eat. You ever seen that?
Eating britches?