:57:01
Did get trouble in the middle of the race
when Ricky puked a motor...
:57:05
...and I touched Dale on the backside.
:57:06
But for the most part, the Hardee's-Burger
King-Taco Bell-KFC Chevrolet is awesome.
:57:18
As Southern as I am,
I'm like, " Dude, what?
:57:22
Were there any words in that? "
:57:26
Speaking of words, I do have
a few new redneck words for you.
:57:33
First one: "mayonnaise."
:57:38
Mayonnaise a lot of people
here this evening.
:57:44
It's kind of a gift. They come to me
in my sleep. I write them down.
:57:51
Brand-new one: "aorta."
:57:55
Aorta cut that grass down by
the ball field so them kids don't get hurt.
:58:02
Is this not the stupidest thing
you've ever heard in your life?
:58:06
"lnitiate."
:58:09
My wife ate two hamburgers...
:58:11
...initiate a bag
of potato chips.
:58:21
And last but not least: "with you, did you."
:58:26
With you, did you.
:58:28
You didn't bring your truck with you,
did you?
:58:40
Somebody will be using
"with you, did you" tomorrow.
:58:46
I always felt like you couldn't talk
about rednecks unless you are one...
:58:50
...and I are one.
:58:52
Growing up,
I didn't know that's what I was.
:58:55
Now, looking back, it was so obvious.
:58:58
I'm not making this up.
My entire childhood, our mailbox...