:58:02
Is this not the stupidest thing
you've ever heard in your life?
:58:06
"lnitiate."
:58:09
My wife ate two hamburgers...
:58:11
...initiate a bag
of potato chips.
:58:21
And last but not least: "with you, did you."
:58:26
With you, did you.
:58:28
You didn't bring your truck with you,
did you?
:58:40
Somebody will be using
"with you, did you" tomorrow.
:58:46
I always felt like you couldn't talk
about rednecks unless you are one...
:58:50
...and I are one.
:58:52
Growing up,
I didn't know that's what I was.
:58:55
Now, looking back, it was so obvious.
:58:58
I'm not making this up.
My entire childhood, our mailbox...
:59:02
...had the letters m-a-l-e
painted on the side of it.
:59:08
By the time I was in the 1 1 th grade,
I was like, "That ain't right.
:59:13
That M is supposed
to be capitalized, isn't it? "
:59:20
That is a true story. When I was in
the 3rd grade, my uncle did that as a joke.
:59:25
And nobody got it.
:59:33
Not only am I a redneck,
I married into a special breed of them.
:59:39
My wife and her entire family
are from the great state of Louisiana.
:59:44
We were down there
about six or seven months ago.
:59:47
My wife's cousin got married
in Baton Rouge. We went for the wedding.
:59:51
We had my wife's
entire family together...
:59:54
...for the rehearsal dinner at Hooters.
:59:59
If I'm lying, I'm dying.