1:26:04
This guy lived four doors down from me
in a town of less than 400 people.
1:26:09
We've met.
1:26:12
He takes me to jail. When we get there,
he asks me if I have any aliases.
1:26:18
And I was just being a smart-ass
and said, "Yeah. They call me...
1:26:23
...Tater Salad."
1:26:28
Seventeen years later
in New York City...
1:26:31
...I'm handcuffed on a bench
with blood coming out of my nose...
1:26:34
...and this cop goes,
"Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White? "
1:26:43
"You caught me!
1:26:45
You caught the Tater."
1:26:48
Thanks a lot. Thank you very much.
1:26:53
Love that story.
1:26:59
It is your turn,
and you don't get a choice.
1:27:02
You have got to do some
"Here's your sign" jokes.
1:27:11
Thank you.
1:27:12
I had the great opportunity this year
to take my family to the Winter Olympics.
1:27:16
It was great being an American
and being in our home country.
1:27:19
We were renting a car up in Salt Lake City,
and it's got a ski rack on it.
1:27:23
We was putting the skis up in the rack.
1:27:26
The guy at the car next to me goes,
"You going skiing? "
1:27:30
I said, "Nope, we put them on top of the car
in case we flip over on an icy road.
1:27:35
Here's your sign."
1:27:43
This last year, I went elk hunting.
1:27:44
I got me a nice one, had it hung
on the den wall in the house.
1:27:48
My neighbor comes over and goes,
"Did you shoot that thing? "
1:27:51
I said, "Nope, he ran
through the wall and got stuck.
1:27:55
Here's your sign."
1:27:58
Tell them about the one when we did
the show in Buffalo. When they lost the--