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I love living with all those women.
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I've accepted the fact they just about
have me trained the way they want me.
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A lot of men go through their lives
never realizing they're being trained.
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If you got a wife, girlfriend, mother
or daughter, you are being trained.
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And just because they ain't using
the cattle prod don't mean it ain't happening.
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I been married 1 8 years
to an awesome girl.
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It did not dawn on me until
about year five she was training me.
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I remember the night I realized it.
We were both in bed reading one night.
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And my wife said:
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"I'm hot."
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And I closed my book...
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...got out of bed...
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...walked over to the wall,
I turned on the ceiling fan...
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...I was almost back to the bed
and I went, "Whoa!
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I wasn't hot."
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I guarantee the next morning
she called her mother and said:
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"Mama, it is working so well.
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Last night, I said, 'I'm hot.' And he got
out of bed and turned on the ceiling fan."
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And I'm sure her mother said,
"Baby, I am so proud of you.
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I'd put your daddy on the phone
and let you tell him...
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...but I just said, 'I'm hungry.' And
he ran into town to get me something."
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Guys, do you know why
they are able to train us?
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They are smarter than us.
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It ain't that big a deal.
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That's saying you're smarter than
a creature that takes off its underwear...
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...tries to grab them with its toes,
flip them in the air...
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...and catch them with its hand.
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You are smarter than that.
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It is a good feeling when you catch them
on the first try, though.
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Got my underpants, right there!
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Women are smart,
and women keep men confused.