1:19:03
That's right. Got no legs,
half an arm, one ear.
1:19:07
His name was Lucky.
1:19:14
So I told my sister,
"Listen, Dee Wayne." I said:
1:19:23
"You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
1:19:26
You ought to be ashamed.
1:19:29
'Cause here's a feller got no legs,
selling boots...
1:19:33
...whistling, enjoying himself...
1:19:35
...and you is complaining
about a few moles.
1:19:38
Be thankful for everything
the Lord give you."
1:19:41
And she said, "You're right. I ought
to be thankful for what the Lord give me."
1:19:46
She started to get a little extra hitch
in her giddyup.
1:19:50
Started smiling a little more. As soon
as we passed that feller with no legs...
1:19:55
...I heard him say to his buddy, "Good Lord!
Did you see the moles on that girl's face? "
1:20:02
That's right. True story.
1:20:07
Larry, thank you so much
for sharing that with everybody.
1:20:11
Makes you feel better
about your family, don't it?
1:20:15
Yeah. Kind of like going
to the state fair every time--
1:20:18
Feel better about your own relatives.
1:20:21
It's Ron's turn.
I'll let you guys pick tonight.
1:20:24
He can either tell....
1:20:26
Either the story about when they put
the BENGAY in his grandmother's girdle...
1:20:31
...or the time he got thrown
out of the bar in New York City.
1:20:37
-We gotta go with the bar.
-New York.
1:20:40
All right, New York.
1:20:43
I got thrown out of a bar
in New York City.
1:20:48
When I say I got thrown out of a bar...
1:20:51
...I don't mean somebody
asked me to leave...
1:20:54
...and we walked to the door together...
1:20:57
...and I said, "Bye, everybody,
I gotta go."