:16:01
Yeah, if you're gonna
make out with a dude.
:16:07
That is very funny.
:16:12
My name is Faversham.
Lloyd Faversham.
:16:15
- Nick Ragoni.
- Nick.
:16:16
- Jerry.
- Jerry.
:16:18
- Is this your first cruise?
- No, my third.
:16:20
- And you?
- Numero uno.
:16:23
Then you are going to positively
adore it. It is one wild...
:16:28
...decadent week.
- That 's why we're here, right?
:16:30
- All night parties.
- Excellent.
:16:33
- Midnight skinny dipping.
- Sign me up!
:16:36
And if you're into it,
lots of sex, sex... sex.
:16:40
You hear that, Jer?
All the sex a man could want.
:16:43
Well, then you must visit
the hole in one room.
:16:47
Oh? They have an onboard
driving range?
:16:49
Some of the chaps down there
do swing some very large clubs.
:16:55
You two have an open relationship?
:16:58
Open? What do you mean
by "open relationship"?
:17:00
- I mean do you date?
- Of course we date.
:17:03
- That 's why we're here.
- Yeah.
:17:04
That 's absolutely wonderful.
:17:06
We must get together sometime.
Go for a midnight swim.
:17:10
Do whatever feels right.
:17:12
That is what a gay cruise
is all about.
:17:19
I see.
:17:21
Hear that, Jerry?
:17:23
We can do whatever we want.
Whatever feels right.
:17:27
That 's what a gay cruise
is all about.
:17:31
Whatever we want to do,
we can do it...
:17:34
because it 's a gay cruise.
:17:36
It 's a gay cruise, Jerry,
not a bi-cruise. It 's a gay cruise!
:17:40
Capital G, capital A,
capital YMCA gay cruise, Jerry!
:17:45
Damn, damn, damn!
:17:48
I wonder how many other people
made the same mistake I did.
:17:53
No one! Shit! Jerry!
Don't worry, buddy!
:17:58
I'm bringing you back home! I'm gonna
get you out of here! Let 's go!