:17:00
- I mean do you date?
- Of course we date.
:17:03
- That 's why we're here.
- Yeah.
:17:04
That 's absolutely wonderful.
:17:06
We must get together sometime.
Go for a midnight swim.
:17:10
Do whatever feels right.
:17:12
That is what a gay cruise
is all about.
:17:19
I see.
:17:21
Hear that, Jerry?
:17:23
We can do whatever we want.
Whatever feels right.
:17:27
That 's what a gay cruise
is all about.
:17:31
Whatever we want to do,
we can do it...
:17:34
because it 's a gay cruise.
:17:36
It 's a gay cruise, Jerry,
not a bi-cruise. It 's a gay cruise!
:17:40
Capital G, capital A,
capital YMCA gay cruise, Jerry!
:17:45
Damn, damn, damn!
:17:48
I wonder how many other people
made the same mistake I did.
:17:53
No one! Shit! Jerry!
Don't worry, buddy!
:17:58
I'm bringing you back home! I'm gonna
get you out of here! Let 's go!
:18:04
Help! Help! Somebody help us!
:18:07
We're straight! We're straight.
:18:10
Hey, Nick! Stop acting like a jerk!
We'll figure this out!
:18:16
What are we gonna do, Jerry?
We gotta get off this boat!
:18:19
Excuse me sir, do you know
where we can get off real quick?
:18:22
- Try the hole in one room.
- I'm starting to think that 's...
:18:24
not a real driving range, Jer.
In fact, I'm convinced of it.
:18:27
Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!
:18:30
We're trapped like rats!
:18:36
What?
:18:38
I checked our itinerary.
:18:40
We don't dock for four days.
:18:42
Why do I ever listen to you?
:18:45
Are you implying
that this is somehow my fault?
:18:47
I'm not implying it.
I'm saying it.
:18:50
If you hadn't insulted the travel agent,
none of this would've happened.
:18:53
- Maybe there's another explanation.
- Yeah? What?
:18:57
Maybe that travel agent thought
he was doing you a favor.