:27:00
She kissed me. Technically it was
mouth to mouth. But it was fabulous.
:27:03
I mean, I gotta find her.
I mean I was so wasted...
:27:08
- Who are they?
- The answer to our prayers.
:27:12
Twelve of the most gorgeous
creatures I've ever seen.
:27:15
But I'm not greedy.
I'll share.
:27:18
Go ahead, pick... two.
:27:22
No. This girl's fabulous.
She's special.
:27:26
I gotta find her.
:27:33
She's special. Special.
:27:43
Hello.
:27:45
- Hi.
- Who are you?
:27:48
I'm Nick Ragoni, the most grateful
man on the planet.
:27:51
I'm Inga. Very pleasurable
to meet you.
:27:54
How'd you all get here?
:27:56
We are the Swedish sun
tanning team...
:27:58
on our way to the Hawaiian
Tropics Tanning Competition.
:28:01
Some bonehead shot down
our helicopter.
:28:03
Coach had to make water landing.
:28:06
I didn't think this would happen
until I died and went to heaven.
:28:09
It 's a lucky thing we were picked
up by a boat full of homo boys.
:28:12
It would be terrible to have
straight men hassling and ogling us...
:28:15
while we're trying to work on
our even tan lines.
:28:20
You're so right.
:28:23
Lucky I'm gay!
:28:26
I'm super gay! I'm mega...
I'm gay enormous!
:28:30
I'm so gay!
But that 's good.
:28:34
'Cause now you guys can all feel
comfortable in front of me...
:28:38
and take off your tops and stuff.
:28:41
And I can do this for you.
:28:43
I can put tanning oils
and creamy lotions...
:28:47
all over your luscious bodies.
:28:51
And there won't be any worries
for you because I'm so gay!