:28:01
Some bonehead shot down
our helicopter.
:28:03
Coach had to make water landing.
:28:06
I didn't think this would happen
until I died and went to heaven.
:28:09
It 's a lucky thing we were picked
up by a boat full of homo boys.
:28:12
It would be terrible to have
straight men hassling and ogling us...
:28:15
while we're trying to work on
our even tan lines.
:28:20
You're so right.
:28:23
Lucky I'm gay!
:28:26
I'm super gay! I'm mega...
I'm gay enormous!
:28:30
I'm so gay!
But that 's good.
:28:34
'Cause now you guys can all feel
comfortable in front of me...
:28:38
and take off your tops and stuff.
:28:41
And I can do this for you.
:28:43
I can put tanning oils
and creamy lotions...
:28:47
all over your luscious bodies.
:28:51
And there won't be any worries
for you because I'm so gay!
:29:00
Yeah, baby! Yeah, baby!
Almost finished!
:29:10
Okay, let 's do the back.
:29:12
The first time I think
I realized I was gay...
:29:16
was when I was around twelve
in Scouts.
:29:19
I really liked putting on
that kerchief.
:29:22
In fact, it was the only part
I liked about it.
:29:25
That and the nude swimming.
:29:27
Anyway, I hope you gals
all feel comfortable around me.
:29:31
"Ja", Nick.
:29:33
'Cause I sure do feel comfortable
around you.
:29:37
All done. Who's next?
How about you, Ursula?
:29:41
Ready for your second coat?
These thighs look a little dry.
:29:45
There we go.
:29:49
What do you want?
:29:53
What the hell is that?
:29:55
I got this from that dude
over there. He's hot.
:29:58
You are no gay homo man.
I am Sonya, coach of tanning team.