:29:00
Yeah, baby! Yeah, baby!
Almost finished!
:29:10
Okay, let 's do the back.
:29:12
The first time I think
I realized I was gay...
:29:16
was when I was around twelve
in Scouts.
:29:19
I really liked putting on
that kerchief.
:29:22
In fact, it was the only part
I liked about it.
:29:25
That and the nude swimming.
:29:27
Anyway, I hope you gals
all feel comfortable around me.
:29:31
"Ja", Nick.
:29:33
'Cause I sure do feel comfortable
around you.
:29:37
All done. Who's next?
How about you, Ursula?
:29:41
Ready for your second coat?
These thighs look a little dry.
:29:45
There we go.
:29:49
What do you want?
:29:53
What the hell is that?
:29:55
I got this from that dude
over there. He's hot.
:29:58
You are no gay homo man.
I am Sonya, coach of tanning team.
:30:03
- What?
- Quiet!
:30:05
As long as these women
are in training...
:30:06
there will be no trouser snakes
near their hot luscious popos.
:30:10
Put me down!
:30:12
Coach of the tanning team.
That 's ridiculous.
:30:14
If I want to talk
to any of these ladies, I will.
:30:16
And there's not a damn thing
you can do to stop me.
:30:19
Oh, yeah?
:30:30
What the hell happened to you?
:30:32
I died and went to heaven.
:30:34
And then some muscle bound blonde
dwarf knocked me back down to hell.
:30:38
- What?
- You know those 12 gorgeous hotties?
:30:40
They've got
a goddamn bodyguard.
:30:44
I can take disappointments, Jer.
:30:47
But little Mickey's already known
such heartache in a short life.
:30:52
Well then I guess all three of us
struck out.
:30:55
I still can't find that girl.
:30:57
I've looked everywhere.
:30:59
You know, I've kissed
Felicia for four years...