Boat Trip
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:30:03
- What?
- Quiet!

:30:05
As long as these women
are in training...

:30:06
there will be no trouser snakes
near their hot luscious popos.

:30:10
Put me down!
:30:12
Coach of the tanning team.
That 's ridiculous.

:30:14
If I want to talk
to any of these ladies, I will.

:30:16
And there's not a damn thing
you can do to stop me.

:30:19
Oh, yeah?
:30:30
What the hell happened to you?
:30:32
I died and went to heaven.
:30:34
And then some muscle bound blonde
dwarf knocked me back down to hell.

:30:38
- What?
- You know those 12 gorgeous hotties?

:30:40
They've got
a goddamn bodyguard.

:30:44
I can take disappointments, Jer.
:30:47
But little Mickey's already known
such heartache in a short life.

:30:52
Well then I guess all three of us
struck out.

:30:55
I still can't find that girl.
:30:57
I've looked everywhere.
:30:59
You know, I've kissed
Felicia for four years...

:31:02
and never felt anything like
I felt last night.

:31:06
That girl is special.
I gotta find her.

:31:09
You're abandoning me?
What am I supposed to do?

:31:14
This is a luxury cruise!
Not everything's gay-oriented.

:31:17
No more bets.
:31:20
Red three is the winner.
:31:25
Beautiful. Poker.
This is gonna be sweet.

:31:30
These trouser pilots are no match
for a lusty hetero like myself.

:31:33
This will be like taking candy
from a baby.

:31:36
Why is that?
Are gay men notorious bad gamblers?

:31:38
Awful. They can't bluff.
:31:41
They look at the cards,
they start giggling. Terrible.

:31:43
Promise me you won't act like a gay
bashing narrow minded Neanderthal.

:31:48
Jerry, buddy, you're talking to me.
:31:50
- Lady, couple of clubs, pass a flush...
- Hello gays... guys.

:31:54
- Mind if I join you?
- Sure thing, gorgeous.

:31:58
I can't remember.
Does a straight beat a flush?


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