Bringing Down the House
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:03:05
[ Birds chirping ]
:03:10
[ Tires screech ]
:03:17
Gendler.
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[ Elevator bell dings ]
:03:24
-Good morning, Mr. Sanderson.
-Hi.

:03:25
Morning, Peter.
:03:27
How are you?
:03:29
[ lndistinct conversations ]
:03:31
Gentlemen.
:03:32
Oh, good. Peter's here.
We can begin.

:03:34
Okay.
On to pressing business.

:03:37
Word has come to us
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that coffee heiress
Mrs. Virginia Arness

:03:41
has dismissed
her current tax lawyers.

:03:43
Virginia Arness.
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74 years old, born and raised
in Athens, Georgia.

:03:47
At the age of 13,
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she was shipped off to
boarding school in England,

:03:50
where she's been residing
until just recently.

:03:52
That was only two days ago.
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Impressive.
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Now, we've all heard
:03:57
that Mrs. Arness has
a penchant for thriftiness.

:04:01
And that she brings new meaning
to the term "conservative."

:04:04
It's not going to be easy.
:04:07
She's paranoid
and suspicious. Peter --

:04:09
I'm her guy.
:04:10
I'm single.
I'll give her nights, weekends.

:04:13
Aren't you getting married
on Sunday, Todd?

:04:15
That's flexible.
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And, Peter, I wouldn't
want this to interfere

:04:19
with your family's
Hawaiian vacation.

:04:21
You go on.
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I got it all taken care of.
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Mahalo.
:04:28
Well, that's very admirable
of you, Todd.

:04:30
I mean, your youth
definitely makes you an ass...

:04:34
...et to the company,
:04:36
especially at the annual
softball game.

:04:39
But to an archconservative,
74-year-old woman?

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What will we do is not charge
Mrs. Arness one single red cent

:04:46
for her estate planning.
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Why?
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Because we don't care
about that measly fee.

:04:52
We use it as a loss leader
to get her corporate business,

:04:54
the multibillion-dollar
Arness coffee conglomerate.


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