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Kiss.
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Firstly, how else could we start
than by congratulating Chris
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on not only winning the May Wilkinson
but also the judges' discretionary ribbon.
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I'm so pleased.
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Now, the next item
on the agenda is the calendar.
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Last year we had views of local bridges,
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so this year I thought we could
go for the 12 most beautiful views of...
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- George Clooney.
...the churches of Wharfedale.
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11 fully clothed
and a little "lift the flap" for December.
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(sniggering)
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Chris?
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- No, nothing.
- She said George Clooney.
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No. No, Marie.
I'm fine, you know, with whatever.
:13:33
Churches of Wharfedale it is, then.
:13:37
It should be bloody George Clooney.
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Burnsall Church or George Clooney -
I know which I'd rather wake up looking at.
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It is a Norman church, you know.
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I'm not disputing
the loveliness of the church.
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It's the firmness of the buttocks
I'm worried about.
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Careful. You'll pull your drip out.
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Anyway, let's face it,
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hate to be a revolutionary,
it might actually sell a few copies.