:13:01
Now, the next item
on the agenda is the calendar.
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Last year we had views of local bridges,
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so this year I thought we could
go for the 12 most beautiful views of...
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- George Clooney.
...the churches of Wharfedale.
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11 fully clothed
and a little "lift the flap" for December.
:13:19
(sniggering)
:13:20
Chris?
:13:24
- No, nothing.
- She said George Clooney.
:13:29
No. No, Marie.
I'm fine, you know, with whatever.
:13:33
Churches of Wharfedale it is, then.
:13:37
It should be bloody George Clooney.
:13:39
Burnsall Church or George Clooney -
I know which I'd rather wake up looking at.
:13:44
It is a Norman church, you know.
:13:46
I'm not disputing
the loveliness of the church.
:13:49
It's the firmness of the buttocks
I'm worried about.
:13:52
Careful. You'll pull your drip out.
:13:54
Anyway, let's face it,
:13:56
hate to be a revolutionary,
it might actually sell a few copies.
:14:00
Yeah, the WI posing-pouch calendar.
:14:03
- Flesh sells, I tell ya.
- Yeah.
:14:06
Right, decided.
:14:09
So where do we get a photographer?
:14:11
Art college. It's full of charlatans
who prostitute their talent for money.
:14:16
- Is it?
- Yeah. Lawrence was telling me.
:14:20
Hey, you wanna see
this kid's photographs.
:14:23
Don't go on about them.
:14:25
He's taking some of me sunflowers,
to see how they're getting on.
:14:30
It's not your photographer, it's your models.
Professional models cost a bloody bomb.
:14:35
Hey...
:14:36
I'll model for you for nowt.
:14:40
No, thanks. I've just seen your backside
and, believe me, it's not like George's.