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:14:00
Yeah, the WI posing-pouch calendar.
:14:03
- Flesh sells, I tell ya.
- Yeah.

:14:06
Right, decided.
:14:09
So where do we get a photographer?
:14:11
Art college. It's full of charlatans
who prostitute their talent for money.

:14:16
- Is it?
- Yeah. Lawrence was telling me.

:14:20
Hey, you wanna see
this kid's photographs.

:14:23
Don't go on about them.
:14:25
He's taking some of me sunflowers,
to see how they're getting on.

:14:30
It's not your photographer, it's your models.
Professional models cost a bloody bomb.

:14:35
Hey...
:14:36
I'll model for you for nowt.
:14:40
No, thanks. I've just seen your backside
and, believe me, it's not like George's.

:15:00
There you go.
:15:02
Ow!
:15:04
This bloody settee. They're gonna need
another relatives' room,

:15:09
for the relatives of the relatives who got
injured on the settee in the relatives' room.

:15:17
So, did you talk to the specialist?
:15:21
John seems chirpier to me today.
What's the old...

:15:24
- Pneumonia and septicaemia.
- Oh, that's good. I've heard of those.

:15:29
They can deal with those, can't they?
:15:32
It means his immune system's weakened.
:15:36
The chemo isn't working.
:15:40
Which means we're finally out of straws.
:15:51
Don't you go buying any benches.
:15:54
Do what the hell I like, John Clarke.
:15:57
If you put a bench out here,

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