:23:03
Come on. Let go of Mom!
:23:08
Thank you. Oh, man.
:23:10
- No lactose, no peanuts, no shellfish.
- Nothing high in fructose.
:23:14
- Or sucrose or dextrose.
- Or maltodextrose.
:23:18
- Nothing with red dye number six.
- Or number four.
:23:21
Or yellow dye number two.
:23:24
Will you say "maltodextrose" for me again?
So cute.
:23:27
Maltodextrose.
:23:31
- Or yellow dye number two.
- Two, right.
:23:34
His name's Crispin.
:23:35
My man, Crispin!
:23:37
How's it going, big guy?
:23:42
What time's pickup?
:23:43
At 5:00.
:23:45
I have laser treatment. Make it 6:00.
:23:48
Sorry about the outfit. He won't take it off.
:23:50
How long has he been wearing that?
:23:52
Couple of weeks.
:23:54
Who will you call if there are any problems?
:23:56
911, Mommy.
:23:58
That's such a good girl.
:24:01
Come on. I'll let you hold my keys.
:24:04
How about a Life Saver?
You like Life Savers?
:24:06
How about money? A dollar?
:24:12
A dollar.
:24:14
You are a smart man. That is yours.
All right.
:24:19
Welcome to Daddy Day Care.
:24:20
We're your team facilitators.
My name is Charlie and this is Phil.
:24:24
Anybody ever seen
a mission statement before?
:24:27
Here. Everybody take one.
Take a mission statement.
:24:31
Here we go. One for everybody. Slow down.
:24:33
All right. Okay.
:24:35
Who wants to be first one
to read the first sentence...
:24:38
on the mission statement?
:24:41
Okay, how about you?
:24:43
I don't read yet.
:24:45
I'm looking for someone who can read.
:24:47
By a show of hands,
how many of you can already read?
:24:52
Raise your hand
if you don't know how to read.
:24:57
Here's what we'll do.
:24:59
I'll read the mission statement aloud...