:24:01
Come on. I'll let you hold my keys.
:24:04
How about a Life Saver?
You like Life Savers?
:24:06
How about money? A dollar?
:24:12
A dollar.
:24:14
You are a smart man. That is yours.
All right.
:24:19
Welcome to Daddy Day Care.
:24:20
We're your team facilitators.
My name is Charlie and this is Phil.
:24:24
Anybody ever seen
a mission statement before?
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Here. Everybody take one.
Take a mission statement.
:24:31
Here we go. One for everybody. Slow down.
:24:33
All right. Okay.
:24:35
Who wants to be first one
to read the first sentence...
:24:38
on the mission statement?
:24:41
Okay, how about you?
:24:43
I don't read yet.
:24:45
I'm looking for someone who can read.
:24:47
By a show of hands,
how many of you can already read?
:24:52
Raise your hand
if you don't know how to read.
:24:57
Here's what we'll do.
:24:59
I'll read the mission statement aloud...
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and what I want you guys to do
is just follow along as I read it.
:25:06
Doesn't that sound like interesting fun?
Here we go.
:25:09
"As the members and facilitators
of the Daddy Day Care team...
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"we will collectively strive to provide..."
:25:16
Sean, don't eat the mission statement.
Get that out of your mouth.
:25:20
"...will collectively strive to..."
:25:22
Don't rip the mission statement, Little Flash.
It's an important document.
:25:29
Come back here!
:25:32
What he's really trying to say is...
:25:42
Stop running!
:25:44
Come here.
:25:48
You want the rocket ship?
:25:51
- One more?
- Rocket ship!
:25:54
Everybody'll get the rocket ship.
Slow down, everybody.
:25:59
- I thought you said this would be easy.
- You know what I'm thinking now?