:40:02
"Sleep where they drop."
Well, I think that should just about do it.
:40:06
What's the bottom line?
:40:08
Well, you need to correct
the deficiencies on this form.
:40:13
And also...
:40:14
you need to fill out
these compliance certification documents.
:40:18
Who wants these, the carrot or the broccoli?
:40:20
Carrot.
:40:22
There's a lot of stuff on here.
:40:25
So we can stay open, right?
:40:26
As long you've done that by 9:00 a.m.
Tomorrow morning.
:40:28
9:00 a.m.
:40:30
Good luck with this.
I like what you're doing.
:40:33
I'd hate to be the guy to shut you down.
:40:35
We'd hate for you to be that guy.
:40:37
I will be. Don't want to be.
:40:40
Okay. Safety gates
at the bottom of the stairs...
:40:43
top of the stairs, bedrooms, bathrooms.
:40:46
I've gone safety gate crazy.
:40:49
How many kids have we got?
:40:50
I've lost track, they run so fast.
:40:53
You can get started on this batch over here.
:40:55
- It's getting late. Let's just call it a night.
- We can't call it a night.
:40:59
We got a bunch of kids coming
in five hours.
:41:01
I'm serious. We know nothing
about running a day care center.
:41:04
We don't know anything.
We're not even good parents!
:41:07
I'm a good parent.
:41:10
- What does that mean?
- What?
:41:11
That thing. What is that?
:41:14
You know that rocket ship thing you do?
Ben doesn't even like that.
:41:18
That just happens to be Ben's favorite thing.
:41:21
He lets you do it because you like it.
It's the one time you pay him attention.
:41:26
- You don't change your kid's diapers.
- I don't like diapers.
:41:29
You should teach your kid
how to go to the toilet and aim...
:41:31
so we don't have to redecorate the place
when he goes.
:41:34
You're right.
:41:35
Let me tell you something.
:41:36
My kid is 4 years old,
and for the first time today...
:41:39
I saw him playing with the other kids,
just being a normal kid.
:41:42
It felt great knowing
I had something to do with it.
:41:44
We did that!
:41:45
If we can do that, we can definitely
get this place up to code by dawn.
:41:50
Let's go safety gate crazy.
:41:52
Don't worry, he'll be fine.
:41:54
It's all right.