:54:03
This is my parrot, Paulie.
I'm teaching him to talk. Talk.
:54:07
Shut up, butthead.
:54:16
Okay, Becca, where's your pet?
:54:18
I had a tarantula,
but I don't know where he is.
:54:22
Okay, all right, don't panic.
:54:25
What do you mean, don't panic?
There's a big spider in here.
:54:28
I got a spider on my head!
:54:33
- So what are we betting on today?
- I'm going to do a diaper stroke, okay?
:54:37
All right.
:54:38
Well, if it isn't the geniuses
that brought the world Veggie-Os.
:54:43
- So, how's unemployment?
- Actually, I've got the best job I've ever had.
:54:47
Yeah, it's a start-up.
:54:49
We offer time-management facilitation
to mostly working professionals.
:54:53
That's a tough market.
Sounds pretty cutthroat.
:54:56
- Yeah. It's a real blood sport.
- What's the money like?
:54:59
Bruce! Let's go, I got Botox.
:55:02
Hi, Charlie. Hi, Phil.
:55:05
- Hey, Crispin.
- What's up, little man?
:55:07
How do you know my kid?
:55:08
They're his day care teachers,
what do you think?
:55:12
Day care? That's what it is?
:55:15
Oh, my God.
You're wiping boogers for a living.
:55:21
Losers.
:55:24
You're paying us to do it, too, you know.
:55:28
Losers.
:55:31
"Do you like green eggs and ham?
:55:35
"I do not like them, Sam-l-Am.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
:55:40
"Would you like to eat them here or there?
:55:44
"I would not like to eat them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
:55:48
"I do not like them, Sam-l-Am." Okay?
:55:52
Now see, he was going to punch Sam-l-Am,
but he walked away.
:55:55
You don't punch, see?
He walked away with it.