Daddy Day Care
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:55:02
Hi, Charlie. Hi, Phil.
:55:05
- Hey, Crispin.
- What's up, little man?

:55:07
How do you know my kid?
:55:08
They're his day care teachers,
what do you think?

:55:12
Day care? That's what it is?
:55:15
Oh, my God.
You're wiping boogers for a living.

:55:21
Losers.
:55:24
You're paying us to do it, too, you know.
:55:28
Losers.
:55:31
"Do you like green eggs and ham?
:55:35
"I do not like them, Sam-l-Am.
I do not like green eggs and ham.

:55:40
"Would you like to eat them here or there?
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"I would not like to eat them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.

:55:48
"I do not like them, Sam-l-Am." Okay?
:55:52
Now see, he was going to punch Sam-l-Am,
but he walked away.

:55:55
You don't punch, see?
He walked away with it.

:56:01
Where's Mommy?
:56:03
Mommy had to work today.
:56:07
Remember when you used
to work all the times?

:56:10
Yeah, back when I had a real job.
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Do you miss work?
:56:16
I guess. I suppose so. I miss it.
:56:19
But don't get me wrong. It's not like
I don't like hanging out with you guys.

:56:23
It's just that Daddy used to be
a big shot down at work.

:56:27
I had my own office and a big, pretty view.
Remember that big, pretty view Daddy had?

:56:31
I like it when you spin me around
in that cool chair.

:56:34
Yeah, that's a cool chair.
:56:36
A lot of cool things about that job.
Cool chair...

:56:41
I had people working underneath me...
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and, just between you and I,
the pay wasn't that bad either.

:56:48
- Put that down. What do you think of that?
- What is it?

:56:51
What do you mean?
It's a dog in the sunshine.

:56:54
- It doesn't look like one.
- That's because it's abstract.

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You have to squint when you look at it.
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And when you see it like this,
that's abstract.


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