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- Is this the day care place?
- They're all guys.

:22:04
They're what?
:22:05
Excuse me. Listen.
We are two loving, caring parents.

:22:09
We run a day care center.
:22:10
You're a couple of sickos!
:22:12
How about a free trial offer?
:22:15
Sickos!
:22:17
- Oh, dear.
- Come on!

:22:21
Hi, Peggy! Hi, Nicky. How you doing?
:22:23
Nicky is so excited for his big day.
:22:26
- How old are you? Oh, yeah, five.
- I got it.

:22:28
Wait. You're leaving Nicky here
with these guys?

:22:32
You have trouble with them being guys?
Are you from the Dark Ages?

:22:35
Aren't you for gender equality
and all that jazz?

:22:37
Peggy, come on. Of course we are.
:22:40
So can't women do what men do
and men do what women do?

:22:42
These guys can do the job.
:22:44
- You'll vouch for these two?
- Yeah, I'll vouch for them.

:22:50
- I'll try it.
- You're doing it?

:22:51
They'll have a great time.
:22:53
- Okay.
- Right, kids?

:22:54
You're a real lifesaver.
:22:56
You screw this up,
I'll kill you with my bare hands.

:23:00
- Here, now, go to Phil.
- No, I don't want to go.

:23:04
- Come on. Let go.
- I don't want to go!

:23:06
He's got a little bit of separation anxiety.
:23:10
- Dylan!
- I don't want to go!

:23:13
- I just stopped breastfeeding.
- I'd freak out, too.

:23:16
- Lf you could grab a leg.
- I don't want to go.

:23:19
- All right.
- Here we go.

:23:21
- Here we go.
- Come on, Dylan.

:23:23
- All right, sweetie.
- I don't want to go.

:23:27
Come on. Let go of Mom!
:23:31
Thank you. Oh, man.
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- No lactose, no peanuts, no shellfish.
- Nothing high in fructose.

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- Or sucrose or dextrose.
- Or maltodextrose.

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- Nothing with red dye number six.
- Or number four.

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Or yellow dye number two.
:23:47
Will you say "maltodextrose" for me again?
So cute.

:23:50
Maltodextrose.
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- Or yellow dye number two.
- Two, right.

:23:57
His name's Crispin.
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My man, Crispin!

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