:23:00
- Here, now, go to Phil.
- No, I don't want to go.
:23:04
- Come on. Let go.
- I don't want to go!
:23:06
He's got a little bit of separation anxiety.
:23:10
- Dylan!
- I don't want to go!
:23:13
- I just stopped breastfeeding.
- I'd freak out, too.
:23:16
- Lf you could grab a leg.
- I don't want to go.
:23:19
- All right.
- Here we go.
:23:21
- Here we go.
- Come on, Dylan.
:23:23
- All right, sweetie.
- I don't want to go.
:23:27
Come on. Let go of Mom!
:23:31
Thank you. Oh, man.
:23:33
- No lactose, no peanuts, no shellfish.
- Nothing high in fructose.
:23:37
- Or sucrose or dextrose.
- Or maltodextrose.
:23:41
- Nothing with red dye number six.
- Or number four.
:23:44
Or yellow dye number two.
:23:47
Will you say "maltodextrose" for me again?
So cute.
:23:50
Maltodextrose.
:23:54
- Or yellow dye number two.
- Two, right.
:23:57
His name's Crispin.
:23:58
My man, Crispin!
:24:00
How's it going, big guy?
:24:05
What time's pickup?
:24:07
At 5:00.
:24:09
I have laser treatment. Make it 6:00.
:24:11
Sorry about the outfit. He won't take it off.
:24:14
How long has he been wearing that?
:24:15
Couple of weeks.
:24:17
Who will you call if there are any problems?
:24:20
911, Mommy.
:24:21
That's such a good girl.
:24:24
Come on. I'll let you hold my keys.
:24:27
How about a Life Saver?
You like Life Savers?
:24:30
How about money? A dollar?
:24:36
A dollar.
:24:37
You are a smart man. That is yours.
All right.
:24:42
Welcome to Daddy Day Care.
:24:44
We're your team facilitators.
My name is Charlie and this is Phil.
:24:48
Anybody ever seen
a mission statement before?
:24:50
Here. Everybody take one.
Take a mission statement.
:24:54
Here we go. One for everybody. Slow down.
:24:56
All right. Okay.
:24:58
Who wants to be first one
to read the first sentence...