:05:04
And it is half
my sister's house too.
:05:07
Community property.
:05:09
See, 'cause I want Kareenah to make
a good impression on the book club.
:05:12
Don't you?
No!
:05:14
- Excuse me?
- Yes.
:05:18
Look, we were
here first, Eva.
:05:22
Yes, but certainly the temporal
proximity of our advents...
:05:25
isn't determinative, is it?
:05:31
- I'll get back to you on that one.
- Yeah.
:05:34
Do you know what
she just said right there?
:05:37
- You don't get to me with your $50 words, Eva.
- That's right.
:05:42
What would you say if I
demanded you to leave this room?
:05:46
Yeah.
Yeah.
:05:48
I would say I find your particular
brand of crack very amusing.
:05:52
This isn't about a book...
:05:55
versus a football game, fellas.
:05:57
Oh, no. This is about men
versus women.
:06:00
Women who aspire to culture...
:06:02
and men who aspire
to scratch themselves.
:06:05
Women who bear the burdens in life
and men who create those burdens.
:06:08
Women who uplift humanity
and men who uplift lap dances.
:06:12
If society were left
to the whims of men,
:06:14
we'd still be in caves carving
pictures with our non-opposable thumbs.
:06:17
So, today, gentlemen,
:06:20
is the day
for civilized behavior.
:06:23
Today we women raise our voices against
tyranny, crudeness and play-off games.
:06:27
And that is it, gentlemen.
:06:30
End of story. The fat lady's
singing! Out of the room.
:06:34
By the way, if any of that was lost upon
you, then I've just proven my point again.
:06:38
Excuse me.
:06:41
Kareenah, baby,
:06:43
I am putting
my foot down.
:06:49
Damn! Damn!
I can't stand her.
:06:53
I can't stand her either, but
you really need to calm down.
:06:56
You're making me stressed. You need
to stand up to your wife, Timothy.
:06:59
It's like she tookyour balls
and turned them into earrings.