Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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-Uh... no.
-Actually, we have.

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Three years ago, you hit on me,
and I shot you down,

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and then you stole my number
from a friend.

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You know that we've been married
more than three years, right?

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And then you drunk-dialed me,
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Iike, 30 times,
trying to hook up

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some sort of booty call.
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Yes, right. What's up?
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Anyway, I got to pee.
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Nice to see you.
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Yes. Good to see you again.
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Anyway, Brendan,
I'm a big fan and...

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And you think
that you could score

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if I got you an audition
for Mr. Blake's Backyard?

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Oh, my God. Of course.
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Yeah, I can make a phone call
for you. Is it Rob Reiner?

:13:35
Oh, my God!
I love Brendan Frazier.

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Fraser.
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It is Fraser.
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It's Fraser.
Why do people say...?

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So, my good buddy--
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maybe you've heard of him-
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Jorge of the Jungle--
Brendan Frazier.

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Oh, you heard me.
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I didn't stutter.
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Brendan Frazier is
going to make a call--

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hook me up with Rob Reiner.
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Did Mr. Frazier call you?
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I'll believe it when I see it.
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Okay, I raise ten bucks.
:14:08
Actually, one buck
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and the original
braces that Marcia wore

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in the "Brace Yourself"
episode--

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easily worth
nine bucks on eBay.

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Gross. I'm in.
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All right, I'm in.
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All right,
speaking of big stars,

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anybody see who People Magazine
gave "Sexiest Man Alive" to?

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George Clooney.
Don't get it.

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George Clooney?
That doesn't make sense.

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Who is voting on that stuff?
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You know what, though?
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George Clooney is a great star.
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He's huge, and deservedly so.
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I loved that boat movie.
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You know who I don't
get is Brad Pitt.

:14:43
Yeah, what's up with Brad Pitt?
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Brad Pitt changes
his hair every day.

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Are girls really into guys
with great hair,

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pretty faces
and built like a truck?

:14:52
-Yeah.
-Actually, yeah.

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You know, one time,
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someone thought I was
Brad Pitt from the side.

:14:58
Yeah, I know, like, 20 people
who thought you were a girl


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